(Rolls eyes)
A special U.N. human rights investigator will visit the United States this month to probe racism, an issue that has forced its way into the race to secure the Democratic Party's presidential nomination.
The United Nations said Doudou Diene would meet federal and local officials, as well as lawmakers and judicial authorities during the May 19-June 6 visit.
"The special rapporteur will...gather first-hand information on issues related to racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related intolerance," a U.N. statement said on Friday.
Excuse me, but this is bullshit.
The real reason why the U.N. is sending a special investigator to look at racism in the United States is (a) to reinforce the complete lie that the United Nations is a legitimate world government rather than an odious little treaty organization (no different than NATO or ANZUS) which is starting to look like it has outlived its actual usefulness, and (b) in order to find the little warts in the public face of the United States in order to distract the world from the large festering soars on the body politic of most other countries.
Let's take Japan, where in the mindset of most Japanese, you are either Japanese (meaning you are born from a Japanese family) or you are gaijin--even if you move to Japan and apply for citizenship. And while in Japan, some in the media have started to regard gaijin as an offensive word not to be broadcast, the attitude permeates Japan that the Japanese are one culture, one race and one nation which cannot be penetrated by outsiders.
Let's take France, who could teach the Japanese a thing or two about xenophobia. Many in France will pretend that they cannot understand a non-French person speaking French with an accent. Foreign tourists in France may make the wheels of France's economy turn round and round, but even other Europeans think the French are obnoxious in their xenophobia and in their belief that French born, French speaking French nationals are the chosen people who, once those damned working-class cowboy Americans get off the world stage, the French can resume their rightful place as the arbitrators and ambassadors to the World.
Let's take Saudi Arabia, who make the French seem absolutely cosmopolitan in their outlook. Yes, that same Saudi Arabia which discriminates against anyone who is not muslim, which has signs on their highways leading towards the city of Mecca which outlaw non-muslims from traveling on them, which has tossed non-muslims in jail for the crime of carrying non-islamic scripture. (And while Islam considers Christians and Jews "co-religionists", that is, of believing in the same Bible, Islam makes it an item of faith that Christians and Jews conspired in the distant past to rewrite and re-edit the bible to be inherently islamophobic by striking all mention of prophesies foretelling the arrival of Mohammed. Thus carrying a Bible (which is considered in Islam a corrupted and evil little book) is a crime in Saudi Arabia.)
And this doesn't even hit upon places like Zimbabwe, where farmers and farms are being destroyed (and food production capacity being wiped out in a day and age where food shortages are triggering riots in the Middle East) because the farmers are white, or Darfur, where black Africans are being slaughtered wholesale by Muslim militias.
While in most of English speaking world we take it as a matter of fact that if someone comes to a country like America, if they become a citizen here they'll automatically become part of the fabric and culture here: we have French-Americans and Japanese-Americans and Arab-Americans: a hyphenation which indicates their country of origin (and an aspect of the culture they're introducing into the fabric of our lives), followed by who we consider them to actually be: Americans. But in most of the world, if you are foreign born and you come to that country, you will never truly become a member of that country--at best, you're tolerated. And if you are one of the millions of Arabs who moved to countries like France, you're not even that: Arabs are segregated in France to a handful of ghettos and never casually accepted with the same degree we casually tolerate illegal immigrants from Mexico.
The United States is seen by the rest of the world--and we tend to see ourselves--as uncouth, foul-mouthed, partying cowboys who all own guns and shoot first before asking questions. The rest of the world sees us as racist--and they prove it by replaying old news footage from four decades ago--and homophobic and otherwise an angry and spiteful and stupid uncultured people.
In a way we have some degree of pride in this image: as a people we tend to believe in the axiom of the highest in the lowest, and we still cling to the American dream (and we even celebrate it in television shows like "American Idol") that even a lowly cab driver can rise to become a rich superstar. Further, while those in the press may use "cowboy" as a derogatory term to describe President Bush (and President Reagan before him), the reality is we're more comfortable with flawed "cowboy" Presidents than we would be with an Oxford-educated European-style elitist--which is why Bush emphasizes his own Texas "cowboy" image and glosses over his private prep school education in Massachusetts, his BA in History from Yale, or his Masters in Business Administration from Harvard Business School, making George W. Bush one of the best educated Presidents we have ever had serve in the Oval Office.
The cold and hard reality is that we are one of the least racist, sexist, and homophobic people on the planet. Yes, we have problems: black communities within the United States have, through the help of U.S. governmental programs, created self-destructive cultures of dependency (which you can also see in the Native American communities--tribal recognition is as much about the right to suck at the tit of the taxpayers as it is a point of pride) which create a disproportionate number of blacks in prison (and a disproportionate number of Native Americans who have engaged in similarly self-destructive acts). And it would be a lie to suggest that Obama and Clinton haven't face any racism or sexism on the trail as they've campaigned for President--even if 99% of the people in this country are completely free of racist or sexist attitudes, that still leaves 3 million with a problem.
And we broadcast our warts for all to see, on the presumption that public debate and discussion and airing of our dirty laundry is the only way for us to bring problems to light to resolve them.
For the United Nations to send an envoy to examine "racism" in the United States is insulting--and patently hypocritical, given the persecution of Christians in Saudi Arabia or the fact that, in the United States, we're far more accepting of outsiders than is nearly any non-English speaking country in the world. It's a witch-hunt, conducted by a pretender to World Government, pure and simple, in order to placate the rest of the world on the utter failure of Europe to integrate its Arabic immigrants to the same degree we have accepted illegals from Mexico (which, given the sorry state of illegal immigration here in the United States, is really saying a lot) and on the overt xenophobia and racism that the rest of the world takes as fundamental article of faith.
"And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?" Matthews 7:3
